50 Funny Pineapple Jokes
Here are 50 Funny Pineapple Jokes and the Best Pineapple Puns for Kids and Adults.
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Pineapple Jokes
Here is the collection of 50 Pineapple jokes.
1. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
2. What do you call a pineapple that you greet in the morning? Good-pineapple!
3. Why did the pineapple go to the party? Because it wanted to get all juiced up!
4. How did the pineapple propose to its sweetheart? With a pineapple ring!
5. What did the pineapple say when it was complimented? “Aw, shucks, you’re making me blush!”
6. What’s a pineapple’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry, Be Pineapple-y!”
7. Why did the pineapple go to school? To get a little “trope”-cal education!
8. What’s a pineapple’s favorite type of clothing? A “hula”-skirt!
9. How do you make a pineapple stand up? You take away its chair!
10. Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the race? It couldn’t find the finish “line”!
11. What did the pineapple say to the pineapple juice? “Don’t squeeze the life out of me!”
12. Why did the pineapple go to the beach? To get a tan “frond”!
13. How do you make a pineapple shake hands? You “palm” it!
14. Why did the pineapple apply for a job? It wanted to make some “dough”!
15. What did the pineapple say when it got caught in a rainstorm? “Oh no, I’m getting all soaked in juice!”
16. What’s a pineapple’s favorite sport? “Squash”!
17. How do you cheer up a sad pineapple? You tell it a “juicy” joke!
18. Why did the pineapple go to the doctor? It wasn’t “feeling” well!
19. What do you call a pineapple that’s good at karate? A “pine-apple-chopper”!
20. Why did the pineapple go to the art exhibit? I wanted to see some “fruitful” paintings!
21. How do you calm down an angry pineapple? You offer it “peace” of mind!
22. What’s a pineapple’s favorite dance? The “tropical” cha-cha!
23. Why did the pineapple go to the library? To find a book on “pine”-interesting facts!
24. What did one pineapple say to the other pineapple? “You’re a-peeling to me!”
25. Why did the pineapple go to the gym? To work on its “core” strength!
26. What do you get when you cross a pineapple and a coconut? A tropical “knock-knock” joke!
27. Why was the pineapple a good listener? Because it was all ears!
28. What did the pineapple say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a “melon”!”
29. Why did the pineapple go to the comedy club? To try out its “stand-up” routine!
30. How do you make a pineapple float? You add root beer and a scoop of “cool”!
31. What did the detective pineapple say to the suspect? “You can’t “juice” your way out of this one!”
32. Why did the pineapple refuse to share? It was feeling a bit “prickly”!
33. What’s a pineapple’s favorite type of TV show? A “fruit” documentary!
34. How do you know if a pineapple is polite? It always says “thank you”!
35. Why did the pineapple go to the doctor’s office? It had a “rind” -ing cough!
36. What’s a pineapple’s favorite exercise? Sit-ups – it loves working on its “pine”-credible abs!
37. Why did the pineapple get an award? Because it was “sweet” and deserving!
38. What did the sign say at the pineapple’s party? “Hula” on in!
39. How do you make a pineapple sad? Take away its “crown”!
40. Why did the pineapple go to school early? It wanted to get a good “head” start!
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41. What’s a pineapple’s favorite destination? The “tropical” islands!
42. Why did the pineapple go to the bank? To check its “balance”!
43. How do you calm down an upset pineapple? You give it a “pine” of your mind!
44. Why did the pineapple break up with the apple? They were just too “juicy” for each other!
45. What did the pineapple say when it won an award? “I’m just here to “spike” up the competition!”
46. Why did the pineapple go to the movie theatre? I wanted to see a “fruity” film!
47. What’s a pineapple’s favorite outdoor activity? “Fruit” picking!
48. Why did the pineapple apply for a job in construction? It wanted to build a “juicy” future!
49. What did the pineapple say to the hat? “You sit on my head and I’ll wear you on my “crown”!
50. Why did the pineapple get a ticket? It was caught “speeding” down the fruit aisle!
Final Thoughts about Pineapple Jokes
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