80 Funny Potato Jokes
Here are 80 Funny Potato Jokes and the Best Potato Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Potato Dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about potatoes and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Potato Jokes
Here is the collection of 80 Potato jokes.
1. Why did the potato put on sunscreen? Because it saw the chips!
2. What do you call a baby potato? A small fry!
3. Why was the potato so good at tennis? Because it had great eyes (and a lot of starch)!
4. What do you get when you cross a potato with an octopus? Chips and dip!
5. How do you describe a lazy potato? A couch potato!
6. What do you call a potato that’s feeling down? A “melancholy” spud!
7. Why did the potato go to the doctor? Because it was peeling unwell!
8. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into trouble? An instigator-tater!
9. Why did the potato break up with the sweet potato? It couldn’t find the right balance – it was just too “spontaneous”!
10. What do you call a group of musical potatoes? A mashed potato band!
11. How do you make a potato smile? You butter it up!
12. Why did the potato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
13. What did the father potato say to the child potato before bedtime? “It’s time to hit the sack!”
14. Why was the potato so good at solving problems? Because it had eyes everywhere!
15. What do you call a dancing potato? The “mash” Erina!
16. How do you make a potato hot? You microwave it!
17. Why was the potato afraid to go outside? Because it thought it might get mashed!
18. What do you call a potato that’s a superhero? A “Spud-tacular”!
19. Why did the potato put on a jacket? Because it wanted to look “a-peeling”!
20. How do you fix a broken tuber? With a potato patch!
21. What do you call a potato that’s an artist? A “starch”-it!
22. Why did the potato go to the gym? To get a little “mash” color!
23. What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams!
24. How do you make a potato sound like a parrot? Teach it to say, “Poly-tater”!
25. What do you call a potato that’s always telling jokes? A “cra-spud” comedian!
26. Why did the potato go to school? To become a “smarty-tater”!
27. What’s a potato’s favorite instrument? The “tater” drum!
28. How do you throw a potato party? You “mash” it up!
29. Why was the potato chip detective so good at his job? He had a keen sense of “crisp situation”!
30. What do you call a potato that’s full of himself? An “ego-tater”!
31. How do you make a potato stop smoking? Offer it a “spud”-nicotine patch!
32. Why did the potato go to the beach? To work on its “tater”!
33. What do you call a potato’s bathroom? The “rest-tater” room!
34. How do you make a potato play music? Give it some “beet”-box lessons!
35. What’s a potato’s favorite place in town? The “chip” -el!
36. Why did the potato go to therapy? It had too many “deep-fry” issues!
37. How do you make a potato feel safe? You “au gratin” it with love!
38. What’s a potato’s favorite exercise? The “tater” tot!
39. Why was the potato nominated for an award? It had a “stellar masher” performance!
40. How do you make a potato float? You use “root” beer!
41. What did the potato say to the tomato? “You’ve got some real ‘sauce’!”
42. Why did the potato go to the art gallery? I heard there was a “mash” centerpiece on display!
43. What do you call a potato that’s always worried? A “fry”-tightened spud!
44. How does a potato win an argument? It gives its opponent the “hash”!
45. Why did the potato go to the doctor again? Because it couldn’t get rid of that “peeling”!
46. What do you call a potato that’s a computer expert? A “chip” off the old block!
47. How do you make a potato happy? Give it a “mash”-minimum amount of love!
48. Why did the potato refuse to jump in the water? It didn’t want to become a “soaker”!
49. What’s a potato’s favorite game? “Hide and Seek” fries!
50. How do you make a potato stop being lazy? You give it a “tater”-tude adjustment!
51. Why did the potato go to the concert? To see its favorite band, “The Rolling Taters”!
52. What do you call a potato’s diary? A “spud”-book!
53. How do you make a potato clean itself? You “peel” back the layers!
54. Why did the potato get an award? Because it was an outstanding “tuber”!
55. What do you call a potato that’s a farmer? A “crop-tater”!
56. How do you make a potato feel confident? You give it a little “starch”!
57. Why did the potato stay away from the boxing ring? It didn’t want to get “mashed”!
58. What’s a potato’s favorite clothing brand? “Tater” Tops!
59. How do you make a potato laugh? You “bake” it!
60. Why did the potato go to the comedy show? To see if it could “chip” in some laughs!
61. What’s a potato’s favorite romantic gesture? A “mashy” love note!
62. How do you make a potato stop arguing? You tell it to “simmer” down!
63. Why did the potato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing and got “dressed” up!
64. What do you call a potato that’s a fashion icon? A “spud-trendsetter”!
65. How do you make a potato smile? You give it a “grin-ch”!
66. Why did the potato break up with the cucumber? It couldn’t handle the constant “pickle”!
67. What’s a potato’s favorite kind of exercise? “Cross-fit” fries!
68. How do you make a potato feel better? You “stew” over its problems!
69. Why did the potato go to the playground? To “mash” around!
70. What do you call a potato’s dream job? “Tater” of ceremonies!
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71. How do you make a potato do tricks? You “spud” on some magic!
72. Why did the potato go to the gym? It wanted to become a “chip” off the old block!
73. What’s a potato’s favorite way to relax? “Couch potato” style!
74. How do you make a potato feel fancy? You “au gratin” it with elegance!
75. Why did the potato go to space? To find the cosmic “mash”!
76. What do you call a potato’s autobiography? “Tater” Tales!
77. How do you make a potato blush? You “mash” it with compliments!
78. Why did the potato go to the race track? To see the “hash” ing thoroughbreds!
79. What’s a potato’s favorite game show? “Wheel of Taters”!
80. How do you make a potato feel welcome? You “fry” endly greet it!
Final Thoughts about Potato Jokes
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