60 Funny Monkeys Jokes
Here are 60 Monkeys Jokes and the Best Monkeys Puns for Kids and Adults.
Here is our top list of Monkeys Dad Jokes. Find your favorite puns about Monkeys and then share them with your friends and family to make fun.
Monkeys Puns
Here are 60 Funny Monkeys Jokes for you:
1. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the wild? There are too many cheetahs!
2. Why did the monkey like the banana phone? It had a great “a-peel”!
3. What do you call a monkey that loves potato chips? A chipmunk!
4. Why did the monkey like the computer? It was a great “ape”-plication!
5. What do you call a monkey that loves to bowl? A chimpanzee!
6. What’s a monkey’s favorite game to play at parties? Spin the banana!
7. Why do monkeys always seem so happy? Because they’re always “hanging” out!
8. What did the monkey say when it crossed the road? Oook Oook!
9. How do you catch a monkey? Climb a tree and act like a banana!
10. What’s a monkey’s favorite dessert? Banana split!
11. Why do monkeys never get lost? They always have their “jungle GPS”!
12. What do you call a baby monkey that doesn’t want to be left alone? A chimp off the old block!
13. Why did the monkey like to dance? It had the best “ape moves”!
14. What’s a monkey’s favorite plant? A bam-BOO!
15. What did the monkey say to the banana? “You’re so a-peeling!”
16. Why did the monkey like to fly? It could go bananas in the sky!
17. What’s a monkey’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Nothing!
18. Why don’t monkeys ever gamble? They’re afraid of losing their bananas!
19. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A snack-bar!
20. Why do monkeys always seem to be reading? They love “tales” of the jungle!
21. What’s a monkey’s favorite car? A “banana” convertible!
22. How do you make a monkey smile? Tell a “hilarious” banana joke!
23. What do you call a monkey that loves chocolate? A choco-chimp!
24. Why did the monkey like the music concert? It was a real “performance”!
25. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of movie? Jungle films!
26. Why don’t monkeys ever play hide and seek? They’re always “ape” parents!
27. What do you call a monkey that loves to cook? A grill-illa!
28. How do monkeys stay in shape? They do lots of “ape” aerobics!
29. Why did the monkey like the circus? It was full of “ape-tactic” acts!
30. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and banana!
31. Why did the monkey go to school? To improve its “ape-altitude”!
32. What do you call a monkey that loves to read? A book-ey!
33. Why don’t monkeys ever tell secrets? They can’t keep their mouths “ape-shut”!
34. What’s a monkey’s favorite song? “Banana-na-na” by Gwen Stefani!
35. Why did the monkey like to ride bicycles? It felt like a “wheely” good time!
36. What do you call a monkey that loves to take pictures? A selfie-monkey!
37. Why did the monkey like the bakery? It had the best banana bread!
38. What’s a monkey’s favorite subject in school? Chim-panzee-ology!
39. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? It had a case of the “banana cough”!
40. What do you call a monkey that loves to dance? A swing-er!
41. Why did the monkey like the comedy show? It couldn’t resist the “ape-laughs”!
42. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of music? Jungle beats!
43. Why do monkeys always get invited to parties? They’re great “ape-tiers”!
44. What did the monkey say to the leopard? “You can’t catch me, I’m too “ape”t!”
45. Why did the monkey bring a ladder to the beach? To get the “high tide”!
46. What’s a monkey’s favorite game to play with friends? Hide and “cheek”!
47. Why did the monkey like the math class? It was good at “counting” bananas!
48. What do you call a monkey with a wand? A hocus-pocus-tan!
49. Why did the monkey like the shopping mall? It loved to go “ape”-spending!
50. What’s a monkey’s favorite type of movie? An “ape”-venture film!
Best Monkeys Jokes
Here are some Best Monkeys Jokes.
51. Why did the monkey go to the art museum? To see all the “ape-some” paintings!
52. What do you call a monkey that loves to tell jokes? A “comedy-chimp”!
53. Why did the monkey like the detective story? I couldn’t wait to find the “ape perpetrator”!
54. What’s a monkey’s favorite kind of tree? A ba-na-na-na tree!
55. Why did the monkey like the library? It was always a quiet place to “ape-recite” books!
56. What do you call a monkey that loves to swim? A “dive-into” the water!
57. Why did the monkey go to the restaurant? To order a “banana split”!
58. What’s a monkey’s favorite sport? “Ba-skim-ping” stones across the water!
59. Why did the monkey like the roller coaster? It loved the “ape-rill”!
60. What do you call a monkey that can solve puzzles? A “jig-saw”-puzzle monkey!
Final thoughts about Monkey Puns
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